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Monday, 24 September 2012

Farewell to England's Bravest Man


Goodbye England’s rose,
May you ever grow in our hearts,
You turned offending everyone
Into a noble art.

Thursday, 20 September 2012

The Real Meaning of Respect

In an era where the empty gesture is deemed eminently newsworthy in the absence of anything of note actually occurring, perhaps the most vacuous of the lot is the pre-match football handshake. Presumably cooked up by a coven of hacks to lighten their workload, how they must rub their hands together greedily (and ironically, last weekend, given the dearth of hand-to-hand contact) every time Chelsea play QPR or Liverpool and Manchester United reactivate rivalries.